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Otter Key is Hell on Earth! Get out now before it is too late!
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Does the Condo Board of Directors of Otter Key have any grasp of reality or present-day economy? In 2002, we should be worrying about clean water, war overseas (and possibly on our own soil) and how we can help our neighbor; not how to make money off the dead by buying up her condo the day after she dies. We should worry that energy is at a premium and we need to pitch in to bolster our economy; not how we can control the guy who owns the Cock-a-poo downstairs. If you stopped trying to CONTROL the good owners of this building, you might actually have an easier life! And we all might enjoy it more! Privacy is still law and in order to protect my own privacy, I will go to great lengths. Property Owners are in control and if the board doesn't like it, they can k**s my ass in Macy's window!(Or my own, if you prefer.)
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The Draconian thoughts of the Board of Directors is something that you should think about. We of the other thought are against the thoughts of animal hating, parking police, tradesmen access and other forms of repression that these board members and their Gestapo agents are so much for and want to happen. Yes, only the elite and the washed can live here at Otter Key! We love to control your world here at Otter Key! We want to know what you are doing in your condo, morning, noon and night! We want to look up your asshole and know everything that you do! We will control you according to our views and our ways of live, no matter what the rest of the world is doing, we will control you! Bullshit! And remember, it is the first right of Free Speech that lets this happen!!! And a big greeting to the little walking coven around here! You know who you are and your ideas of control about to end! In fact one person told me that the best revenge is to just piss them off more. Well here it comes little coven members and board members. It is time that the changing of the old guard is about to happen!
Otter Key has a unique thought! It is a Stalinist view! You will obey the rules of the Condo board or you will perish at their hands! Or even better, you will get a letter, which your condo fee paid a management firm to write, harassing you about a supposed infraction fabricated by their myopic point of view. Ever heard the expression, "good fences make good neighbors?" But no! You as board members fired the first shot across the bow! You had someone who quasi-identified himself as "Stanley" attack me and my moving truck within the first hour of being here because of a stupid fire lane bullshit? Then you had another of the illustrious board threaten to tow the wagon as I am moving in, then you as a board members attack my contractors with crap illegal bullshit regulations, then the lint letter was the last straw followed by the animal thought by the animal hating persons of this condo.
I moved into here knowing that I could have an animal as a companion and to help me being deaf in my daily life with joy and happiness. An animal to assist me in my needs of being hearing impaired is what is needed to assist me in my life, but no! You have to have a bunch of bullshit negative animal thoughts. Again no! You had to meddle with me! You had to fire multiple shots across my bow of utter crap and distain! And you could not leave well enough alone. I have had persons enter my unit without my permission and just start asking my contractors what they were doing or who they were. Who the hell do you think that you are? So you sow what you shall reap! Did any of you ever come to my door and say hello? Did any of you ever greet me as a new person in the community?
No, you offered up Nazi rules and regulations to your stupid authority and well, now you get it back in spades and in hellish fire that has gone across the world. And gee, do you think that I will get a letter from the almighty Condo Board Attorney? I hope so! I want to file it with all of the other attorney letters that I get every day and keep my attorneys busy, they need the work! I fear no one or anything. I have seen it all and what can you do to me? Not a damn thing! Besides, what is another attorney letter to me? I get them everyday as well as the corporations and well you can just get in line and wait your turn to be dismissed like all of the rest them. I am judgment proof and so are all of my corporations that own so many things and so is this condo!
And another thing, you need to treat Oliver better than you do! Some of you think that the old south is still some antiquated form of slavery and well, you better wake up!
Grow up, get a life, stay the hell out of mine, don't talk to me, don't bother me, don't foist your views upon me and I will honor the same rules. If not, the rules of engagement are changed.
So in a nutshell, you leave me alone, I will leave you alone. If not, legal nuclear war breaks out and the end of Mr. Nice Guy stops too! Press release's, PRNewswire, even video tape of this place makes it to the media and to the internet just for fun. Technology offers up so many different possibilities for so much fun!
Basically, we would like the Condo board to mind its own business about PETTY, inconsequential things and pay attention to the LARGER issues in life. Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. What if something really bad happened at Otter Key? Like famine or flood or pestilence?
Otter Key has a unique thought! It is a Stalinist view! You will obey the rules of the Condo board or you will perish at their hands! Or even better, you will get a letter, which your condo fee paid a management firm to write, harassing you about a supposed infraction fabricated by their myopic point of view. Ever heard the expression, "good fences make good neighbors?" But no! You as board members fired the first shot across the bow! You had someone who quasi-identified himself as "Stanley" attack me and my moving truck within the first hour of being here because of a stupid fire lane bullshit? Then you had another of the illustrious board threaten to tow the wagon as I am moving in, then you as a board members attack my contractors with crap illegal regulations, then the lint letter was the last straw followed by the animal thought by the animal hating persons of this condo. I moved into here knowing that I could have an animal as a companion and to help me being deaf in my daily life with joy and happiness. An animal to assist me in my needs of being hearing impaired is what is needed to assist me in my life, but no! You have to have a bunch of bullshit negative animal thoughts. Again no! You had to meddle with me! You had to fire multiple shots across my bow of utter crap and distain! And you could not leave well enough alone. I have had person enter my unit without my permission and just start asking my contractors what they were doing or who they were. Who the hell do you think that you are? So you sow what you shall reap! Did any of you ever come to my door and say hello? Did any of you ever greet me as a new person in the community? No, you offered up Nazi rules and regulations to your stupid authority and well, now you get it back in spades and in hellish fire that has gone across the world. And gee, do you think that I will get a letter from the almighty Condo Board Attorney? I hope so! I want to file it with all of the other attorney letters that I get every day and keep my attorneys busy, they need the work! I fear no one or anything. I have seen it all and what can you do to me? Not a damn thing! Besides, what is another attorney letter to me? I get them everyday as well as the corporations and well you can just get in line and wait your turn to be dismissed like all of the rest them. I am judgment proof and so are all of my corporations that own so many things and so is this condo!
And another thing, you need to treat Oliver better than you do! Some of you think that the old south is still some antiquated form of slavery and well, you better wake up!
Grow up, get a life, stay the hell out of mine, don't talk to me, don't bother me, don't foist your views upon me and I will honor the same rules. If not, the rules of engagement are changed.
So in a nutshell, you leave me alone, I will leave you alone. If not, legal nuclear war breaks out and the end of Mr. Nice Guy stops too! Press release's, PRNewswire, even video tape of this place makes it to the media and to the internet just for fun. Technology offers up so many different possibilities for so much fun!
Basically, we would like the Condo board to mind its own business about PETTY, inconsequential things and pay attention to the LARGER issues in life. Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness. What if something really bad happened at Otter Key? Like famine or flood or pestilence?
And to the wanna-be's of the powerful elite; To the supposed Project Manager of this building who tried to intimidate my contractors with questions and needing to know. There is no Project Manager in this building, and that comes from a board member who is also fed up with the bullshit too.
So just to wrangle your chains:
Why not turn this building into a clothing free, nudist facility? Want to invest in this new concept in Florida? Looking for a place with wonderful facilities that are never used by just one generation, but by multiple cross-cultural liberal-loving peoples? Looking to live clothing free and live in an open environment? Well come join the Otter Key Nudist Club! Come live free and breezy in a great community without the oppression of a single tyrant or group who would like to control every move in your life! This could happen to you, board members. Think about it. Don't sweat the small stuff and get on with it!
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